The Roots of the Social Justice Warriors
How to assist our social justice warriors –
Courageous activists, students, and lawyers –
Whose prickly radar can detect a slight
Well beyond everyone else’s sight?
Get rid of our free speech right
And ban much of what we say?
But that would entail an endless plight
Policing everyone each day.
Let’s enable the politically correct
To truly relieve their stress, yet still stand erect,
Secure they are down for the struggle
But with a lot more time to cuddle.
The angry and tightly wound need a liberator!
So I suggest Viagra or a swell vibrator.
But, to solve their worst problem, endured at painful length,
Let’s give them a laxative – and make it extra strength!